baseketball:

George Costanza’s Answering Machine

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fadingawayintonothing:

Robert Pattinson: I was in my first movie with you… “Vanity Fair”. You played my mother. What you may not know is that you are solely responsible for my scene being cut. Seven years later, I worked with you on a movie called “Water for Elephants”. I didn’t cut you. But I did fuck you.

Thank you, Robert Pattinson, for the best moment of the MTV movie awards.

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